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How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. Dad jokes are more than funny jokes that happen to be told by dads.

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Here are 1,001 crazy dad jokes - from corny quips to witty one-liners to nerdy puns. You’ll be laughing uncontrollably in no time.

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It takes guts to be an organ donor. - La Fontaine. " "Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!" "Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. 4.

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102. The shallowest ponds and the deepest oceans are full of aquatic life — and they're also full of puns! Swim through these funny puns about animals that live in the water.

Oct 25, 2022 · So here are some kid-friendly best time puns you can enjoy.

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“I hate it when people say age is only a number. That's what two coffee lovers said to each other. ” 6. An atheist, a Crossfitter, and a vegan walk into a bar.

DAD: "Poof, you're a sandwich!".

  • Make all of your mistakes early in life. The more tough lessons early on, the fewer errors you make later.
  • Always make your living doing something you enjoy.
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I don't. I'm a congressman. Guy 1: Have you watched that popular movie about a bed and zombies? Guy 2: Bed and zombies? No.

What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet? Reali-tea. You don’t need to be a stand-up comedian to crack some of these terrible and funniest dad jokes you’ve ever heard.

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Examples of Dad Jokes "Why did the turkey not cross the road?" Answer: "He was a chicken at the time. .

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Web. Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

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. Apr 29, 2021 · Dumb puns are the best puns.

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. Q: Do you know the story about the chicken that crossed the road? A: Me neither, I couldn’t follow it.

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Equip your favorite dad with this Dad Jokes book. Were you there when the TV repairman got married?.

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Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow? It always went back four seconds What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father? "Donut hole me back.

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Were you there when the TV repairman got married?. When you want an instant laugh, short puns are the way to go.

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" Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? Because a toothbrush works better.

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Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? A: 10 tickles.

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That was a weird place to keep paper towels.

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Two guys walked into a bar. Nov 11, 2022 · How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles.

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Q: What kind of egg did the evil.

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